Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Portrait Assignment

Colonel Zanders- Fried hen entrepreneur, billionaire, philanthropist, goes insane when his cousin, Colonel Sanders, is brought up, likes to do anything with hens

Federico Juanandez- male model of tooth fillings, thinks he's hot stuff, speaks in nonsense accent that sounds similar to russian, insists he's spanish, likes dental floss and tooth paste and long trips to the orthodontist.

Mac Donalds- largely overweight youth, travels to every Burger King in the world in revolt to his father, Mr. Wendy's, All he does is eat food from Burger King, slurs his words in between each bite, carries insulin by the pound even though he is not diabetic

Edward Weksner-Rich play boy, prep student, owns his own company, owns a yacht, european sports cars, and any other rich expensive luxurious crap you can think of, he's a douche bag that thinks he's "awesome"

Bobby Popo-Fuzz- British secret service agent that is always undercover with his real name.... he has been shot 47 times because "They Know" he's currently in a comma but had an interview anyways

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