1.) Set up large signs in the hallways with generic yet sincere compliments
2.) Set up a kiosk at a public place with a "free clothes" booth and give people the clothes off your back
3.) Be a ninja in a random place and hide and run around with paper ninja stars
4.) Set up a "50 cent lemonade stand" and when someone comes to buy it, give them keys to the stand and walk away
5.) Give out free stuff for life flyers outside of a company building, give it to employees
6.) Try on a stores clothes and model it around all the store
7.) Dress up with animal print clothes and run around the zoo acting like an escaped animal
8.) Try caddying at a tennis match or basketball game or wrestling match
9.) Sun tan with a mirror, sun tan lotion, and sunglasses on a shady day
10.) Set up border patrol on a city line with a road block and nerf guns or a knights outfit
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
Magazine Article Assignment
Federico Juanandez is a very well known male teeth model, and by well known, i think we all agree. Nobody knows who this man is. However, he is seeming to have an edge over all of us, he makes $46,000,000 a year, without benefits. This man has made a living out of simply "making my teeth a sanctuary." Federico may not be a household name, you may not even know his face, but it is very likely that you have seen his teeth. Lately, it has been seen in recent sales that over 35,000,000 dentist s and orthodontists have purchased his shots for their offices. Federico is sure to have a fruitful career with healthy teeth as he only drinks water, eats apples, and brushes, flosses, and rinses with mouth wash every hour. However, as water and apples consist of his entire diet, he is very mal nourished and can only do certain tasks as he has very little muscle mass anymore. His response to the previous statement he replied "I do not understand your American slang." Although he has a foreign name and believes he is a Spaniard, our investigative journalism, here at Investigative Journalist's Magazine, has uncovered that he was born in Detroit, under the name of John Smith. Additionally, he has never been out of the country. When we asked Federico about his modeling colleagues in other male modeling areas such as Hoyt Richards, Antonio Sabàto, Jr. and Vincent Gallo, Federico replied "Those bafoons are a disgrace to my profession! How can they even begin to call themselves Male Models! It's just simply a disgrace! Do not speak of them ever again, EVER!" Federico Juanandez may be a very rich man for "modeling his teeth," however he is a stuck up, rich, liar, who is way too conceded. And he must be ended...
Article Written by: Mr. Ekiller.
Edited by: I. Min
Photo Shot By: Lits Doit
Investigative Journalist's Magazine
As a boy, Federico Juanandez grew up in the slums of Beverly Hills, he hated having unclean teeth or as Federico refers to them "The Devil's playground." So as he grew up in his hard life he asked only one thing from his family "All I wanted for Navidad was tooth paste, floss, and mouth wash, such a simple thing for a boy to ask." And his parents obliged, as well as showering him with a bike, football, and anything else a boy could want, for his parents were very wealthy movie producers. Feders just wanted perfect teeth, and now as a man, he has gotten them. Fed Juan is a world renowned male teeth model. His success is very new, however it is already very prosperous. Fed Fed has a projected income for over $150 this year. Which more than doubles his income for last year. Federico has been touring with the help of his sponsors, Dentine and G's Dentist office. Rico suave has been to over 12 different dental, orthodontists offices, and two supermarkets. Fighter plane Juanandez even mentioned his ties to celebrities "I met Morgan Freeman at the supermarket i go to... Yes, he rang up my tooth paste and apples." Which also is what Juanandez's diet consists of, apples, tooth care products, and water. It is likely to be believed that Federico is a racist that kills babies at playgrounds. Fed Fed Federico was asked how he and his colleagues got along, at first confused, we asked him how he collaborated with other male models such as Hoyt Richards, Antonio Sabàto, Jr. and Vincent Gallo. "I do not understand. These men are not models, they are imbeciles, idiots, butt munches, fart faces, goofballs! Not models" When asked about his hostility towards men who spoke no hate towards him he replied "They are racist men who prance around in their underwear and eat sandwiches under the moon in July." However, the handsome devil Juanandez has been working on this career with his brother, OJ, as his manager. When asked why Fed chose his brother he responded with "He is just such a great businessman... His customers come back to his 'shop' everyday!" Although F-Money never said what his brother's business was, the police mentioned that he was a dealer. A dealer of Black Tar Heroine. Upon acquiring this information we tried to leave the interview area, which was OJ's jail cell, but OJ would not let us Mentioning that if we were to go he would "slit our throats and leave us in the laundry carts." So we called the guards and are now under close protection from Federico and OJ, as they have ties to the Amish Mafia. We here at Male Model Magazine are very concerned with what the modeling industry is coming to with the young blood.
Article Written by: GeorgieGeorge Jaxon Laxn'
Photos Shot by: D'Max Faucet
Edited by: Racists
Male Model Magazine publications
Article Written by: Mr. Ekiller.
Edited by: I. Min
Photo Shot By: Lits Doit
Investigative Journalist's Magazine
As a boy, Federico Juanandez grew up in the slums of Beverly Hills, he hated having unclean teeth or as Federico refers to them "The Devil's playground." So as he grew up in his hard life he asked only one thing from his family "All I wanted for Navidad was tooth paste, floss, and mouth wash, such a simple thing for a boy to ask." And his parents obliged, as well as showering him with a bike, football, and anything else a boy could want, for his parents were very wealthy movie producers. Feders just wanted perfect teeth, and now as a man, he has gotten them. Fed Juan is a world renowned male teeth model. His success is very new, however it is already very prosperous. Fed Fed has a projected income for over $150 this year. Which more than doubles his income for last year. Federico has been touring with the help of his sponsors, Dentine and G's Dentist office. Rico suave has been to over 12 different dental, orthodontists offices, and two supermarkets. Fighter plane Juanandez even mentioned his ties to celebrities "I met Morgan Freeman at the supermarket i go to... Yes, he rang up my tooth paste and apples." Which also is what Juanandez's diet consists of, apples, tooth care products, and water. It is likely to be believed that Federico is a racist that kills babies at playgrounds. Fed Fed Federico was asked how he and his colleagues got along, at first confused, we asked him how he collaborated with other male models such as Hoyt Richards, Antonio Sabàto, Jr. and Vincent Gallo. "I do not understand. These men are not models, they are imbeciles, idiots, butt munches, fart faces, goofballs! Not models" When asked about his hostility towards men who spoke no hate towards him he replied "They are racist men who prance around in their underwear and eat sandwiches under the moon in July." However, the handsome devil Juanandez has been working on this career with his brother, OJ, as his manager. When asked why Fed chose his brother he responded with "He is just such a great businessman... His customers come back to his 'shop' everyday!" Although F-Money never said what his brother's business was, the police mentioned that he was a dealer. A dealer of Black Tar Heroine. Upon acquiring this information we tried to leave the interview area, which was OJ's jail cell, but OJ would not let us Mentioning that if we were to go he would "slit our throats and leave us in the laundry carts." So we called the guards and are now under close protection from Federico and OJ, as they have ties to the Amish Mafia. We here at Male Model Magazine are very concerned with what the modeling industry is coming to with the young blood.
Article Written by: GeorgieGeorge Jaxon Laxn'
Photos Shot by: D'Max Faucet
Edited by: Racists
Male Model Magazine publications
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Portrait Assignment
Colonel Zanders- Fried hen entrepreneur, billionaire, philanthropist, goes insane when his cousin, Colonel Sanders, is brought up, likes to do anything with hens
Federico Juanandez- male model of tooth fillings, thinks he's hot stuff, speaks in nonsense accent that sounds similar to russian, insists he's spanish, likes dental floss and tooth paste and long trips to the orthodontist.
Mac Donalds- largely overweight youth, travels to every Burger King in the world in revolt to his father, Mr. Wendy's, All he does is eat food from Burger King, slurs his words in between each bite, carries insulin by the pound even though he is not diabetic
Edward Weksner-Rich play boy, prep student, owns his own company, owns a yacht, european sports cars, and any other rich expensive luxurious crap you can think of, he's a douche bag that thinks he's "awesome"
Bobby Popo-Fuzz- British secret service agent that is always undercover with his real name.... he has been shot 47 times because "They Know" he's currently in a comma but had an interview anyways
Federico Juanandez- male model of tooth fillings, thinks he's hot stuff, speaks in nonsense accent that sounds similar to russian, insists he's spanish, likes dental floss and tooth paste and long trips to the orthodontist.
Mac Donalds- largely overweight youth, travels to every Burger King in the world in revolt to his father, Mr. Wendy's, All he does is eat food from Burger King, slurs his words in between each bite, carries insulin by the pound even though he is not diabetic
Edward Weksner-Rich play boy, prep student, owns his own company, owns a yacht, european sports cars, and any other rich expensive luxurious crap you can think of, he's a douche bag that thinks he's "awesome"
Bobby Popo-Fuzz- British secret service agent that is always undercover with his real name.... he has been shot 47 times because "They Know" he's currently in a comma but had an interview anyways
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